Lamburger and French Fries

I was eating lunch with Sarah French. Lam was sitting at the table next to us, and he waved to us. Sarah was confused. I told her that he was my friend, but that just made her more confused. She didn't understand why he didn't come over and sit with us. I waved him over, and he refused. Sarah said something like, "Is he concerned that something's going on, and i'm just too irresistable for him to come?" I told her that that sounded about right, but she was still confused. She found that to be highly irregular. I told her that i would think the same except that i'd be the same way if i were him. I noticed that he had earphones on, and that that would add to the situation. I told her that if i have earphones on, i pretty much don't do anything until the album is over. She concluded that Lam and I were both weird. We continued our lunch, and had a lovely conversation about how she is unable to float and things of that nature. All the while, we were listening to Reel Big Fish on a boom box that was behind her. I was concerned with it for some reason because i knew the boom box didn't have a "shuffle by album" feature, and that we would be forced to listen to the next alphabetical album.