Old Friends, Drunk Driving, and Bathroom Sex

Chris - high school friend
Jared - high school boyfriend
Tyler- high school friend
Tim - friend from ucsc trailer park

I was in the library at SC and I was really bored so I was going to leave. My cell phone rang and I saw that Chris was calling me. I couldn't pick up the phone in time and when I did he had hung up already. I was really bummed cause I would have loved to catch up with him. My phone rang a couple more times and this time when I picked it up Chris hung up right after I said hello. Now I also felt like a douche because I was talking on my cell phone in the library. I thought about how typical it was for him to create a frustrating situation for me. I called his number back and he answered. We made plans to meet up at his house later that night.
I got to the lobby at the library and there was a group of guys hanging around in it. I was wearing really short shorts and they all started following behind me and making comments. I was carrying a pillow so I tried to hold it behind me so the guys would leave me alone but they were relentless. I think they were part of the Water Polo team, because Jared walked in and started talking to all of them. Now it was like I kind of knew the guys, and I playfully pushed one of them so he would stop following me. Even though I tried to do it nicely I really did want them to get the fuck away from me. I saw Jared and smiled and said hello to him, he didn't really notice me.
I was driving Tyler's car to his school. I was unfamiliar with the area and I felt kind of lost trying to find a space in the parking lot. I left the car and went to meet Tyler.
When we came back out at the end of the day the car wasn't where I thought I left it. I also saw that the place I supposedly left it was actually a fire lane. I figured they must have towed his car. I felt so horrible and I was really embarrassed. Tyler was actually really nice about it and was just sort of shocked that they actually towed his car.
Later on that evening I went to a party in the same place. Tim and a bunch of people from SC were there as well as a lot of my old high school friends. The place we were in was a lavish apartment all decorated with mahogany and full of fancy stuff. Tim was wearing a suit and he kept complaining that there wasn't enough alcohol. I told him that I had beer at my house and that I could go get it if he wanted. Tim said that would be great, so I left to go get it. As I was walking to my car I realized that it really wasn't very much, and that I shouldn't be driving anyway because I was pretty drunk. But I did anyway, and for some reason I was driving my old Audi again. I drove to my Dad's house, which was apparently where the beer was. I tried to avoid talking to my family since they would know I was drunk. My dad said something about how I shouldn't be driving drunk.
I went to get back in the car, which was now the Jetta, and realized I only had the key for the Audi. Now I thought I was totally screwed, but just for the hell of it I tried putting the key from the Audi into the Jetta... and it worked (I think maybe just because I wanted it to and I was pretty close to realizing I was dreaming). The car shot off and I had to hold down the clutch the entire time I drove it to keep it from stalling. I headed back to Tim's party.
I went to visit a woman in some kind of place that was a combination between a bathroom and a library. After being there for a while I realized that people were using the stalls as a place to have sex, so apparently the woman was some kind of female pimp since she ran the whole thing. The woman's boyfriend showed up after a while and he and I got along well. But after spending some time with them I noticed he was being a douche to her and it was pissing her off, so I kind of stopped talking to him after that.