Carley Lewinsky

I was hired to be Bill Clinton's secretary. A big part of my job was preparing his meals. My first day on the job I made a salad that he really liked. During my second day on the job I got distracted. I had a salad that I was supposed to make for him, but I stopped at my friend's house to say hello to her. I messed up the salad I was supposed to make by putting some kind of gross dressing on it. She convinced me to make him a steak that was shaped like the US. I did, and decorated it with red and gold seasoning. I was pretty sure they were going to fire me for doing this.