A Bar, The Prom, and Hogwarts

John - mom's boyfriend
Katherine Leslie - girl from highschool
Brian - kid who used to go to teen center

I was with my family (mom, sam, mattie, john) and some other random people. We were all in a car together going somewhere. We pulled up next to another car that had a couple of hot girls in it. One of the guys we were with, who was some sleeze ball with silver aviator sunglasses, a sport jacket, shoulder length hair and a moustache; offered one of the girls 2000 dollars if she would show us her boobs. The girl happily accepted, and lifted up her shirt. We all cheered, and drove on. We got to our destination, a random bar, and went inside. I knew I wasn't supposed to be in there because I'm underage, but when we sat down at our table there were already 15 or so cups of beer at it, so I just drank those. We were all hanging around having a good time, and john asked me if I wanted to go see where the "hotties" were. I said sure, and followed him outside. We came to a patio where a ton of teenage girls were hanging around. They were all really good looking, but I was wondering why the hell john is interested in girls this young. One of them had some plastic silver stars that she was trying to place in a plate of water, but the plate was set on top of some playground equipment, so she couldn't see or reach the top. I could, so I took the stars from her and placed them in a plate. She thanked me.
I somehow ended up in a pool with one of these girls and we were having sex.
I was going to prom. I had a really nice white dress with green beads and stuff on it, and someone had done my hair and put makeup on me. I got there with a few girls who I knew in high school. When I walked in the door I was greeted by Katherine Leslie. I said hello to her and we made small talk. Mrs. Brand walked up to me and told me how amazing I look, and went on into a dramatic rant about it. I escaped and walked over to what was somehow my dad's living room. A bunch of kids from the teen center were sitting in it watching tv. I sat down, and all the guys stared at me. I pretended not to notice, but I was sitting right next to Brian who was staring with his mouth hanging open and it was really distrating, so I told him he looked nice.
I was with Brian and we were walking toward some mountains covered in trees. Signs had been hung all over the place that said stuff like "save our forest" and "say no to logging". I wanted to walk over there are see what was out there, and somehow help the cause, but Brian held me back. I got really mad at him because I didn't understand why he didn't want to go out there. I argued with him for a while, but there was really nothing I could do since he was capable from physically keeping me from going out there, so we started to walk back. As we were crossing the street to go back where we came from, I kicked some rocks around because I was pissed. One of them bounced up and hit a parked car, leaving a dent. The sun was setting, and a bunch of teachers were out walking around the arboretum, among them was Professor McGonogal. Brian said we were going to be in trouble now, but I told him not to worry about it and we would just walk around and get inside another way. He said there is no other way in, and I realized he was right. I decided we should try anyway, and we hopped some fences into an area I had never been in before. We were moving very fast, Brian in front of me. As Brian was hopping one of the fences, I noticed there was an open door in it so he could have just walked through. We got separated, and I came to an area that was just a maze of slides. I climbed up some, and went through a door leading to a very sterile-looking office building, which was the Ministry of Magic. I just kept running up all different kinds of slides and through different doors, hoping I would get to a place I recognized. Some walls started closing in around me, and apparently the staff of the school knew I was there. I went through an area with some sort of magical demonstration going on. A bunch of girls in USC cheerleading uniforms were seated at a long table having a tea party. At this point I was Hermione, and I started climbing up a slide but it got to steep. I sat and waited in it, trying to remain out of sight. I heard someone whispering my name, but I couldn't tell where it was coming from, and I was too afraid to look out from the slide. At first it sounded like Brian, but then I couldn't tell, and wondered if it was someone trying to trick me. I tried to think of some way I could escape out of here, but I figured that I probably wouldn't be able to do magic in here. I was so scared that I forced it to happen anyway, realized it was a dream, and said "levicorpus". I started to rise up out of the slide toward the open air.