Music Class Interview

Night of: Feb. 16
People Involved: Phil

I'm in a music class, and we're all sitting in a grass field. I'm missing my sheet music. There's a girl and a guy next to me who are totally flirting and are now arguing about who kissed who. It's pretty irritating.
I ask the person in front of me to hand me my saxophone case. I can see two girls are interviewing people for yearbook and they come to me. One asks, "How do you help people?"
I'm already feeling stumped. I ask, "People help other people?" with an attitude like, "Why would they do something like that?"
She responds, "Why don't you?"
I say, "I think because I kind of despise the human race."
"Why? You're from Laguna..."
"Yeah... I like to go out and have fun. If that includes dancing, then I like to dance like an idiot would, just to have fun."
Now one of the girl embraces me to dance, but it's too formal and not the non-serious, hands in the air, kind I'm talking about. I pull away and come back. She starts dancing with Phil, who elegantly spins about 8 times around on one foot. I debate saying, "And that's why everyone falls in love with Phil."