Peeing in the Shower

I was in a guy's run-down apartment. He didn't have a toilet and I had to pee so I decided to just use the shower. I went into the shower and tried to pull the curtain closed but it kept coming off the rod, and there were two old guys sitting in the living room so I wanted to make sure they couldn't see me. Another girl showed up and held the curtain up for me. When I tried to pee it shot in random directions, and some of it got on my face. I turned on the shower to rinse myself off. I was trying to keep from getting my hair wet but failed, so I got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around myself and one around my hair. The girl there had done the same, and we stood in the bathroom talking as we got dressed. There wasn't a lot of space in there, so to open a package I needed I had to put my arms around her neck and open it behind her head. She thought this was funny and in a mock sexy voice said "oh here" and put her arms around my waist. I found this amusing, but at the same time it was actually turning me on. I started fantasizing about having sex with her, and was trying really hard to ignore this urge.
I was outside on a balcony and had just finished my finals. I was waiting for Lauren so that we could go to the beach. She showed up and looked really beautiful. We rode our bikes over to a beach and sat down on the sand. The water was crystal blue like in Hawaii, and I sat right above the water and put my feet in it. A little kid came and sat down next to me. He was very cute and we started talking about random things. My mom and dad walked up behind me, and the kid continued to talk. Only now he started saying really weird things I couldn't understand, but I managed to catch the words "dad" and "penis". I hoped my parents didn't hear, and just hugged him to pretend like he didn't say anything upsetting.
I was on the same beach talking with my dad about either what I had done last night or what I was going to do tonight. He was upset with me for drinking. I told him that I had only had about four beers and was very responsible about it. He seemed to think that four was a lot, and then started asking me about hookah. I told him it wasn't a big deal and that I feel I should be entitled to smoke it every once in a while if I want to. He kind of gave up arguing.