I Have Rebounds After Sex. Why NOT?

Night of: August 19
People Involved: MFB, Chris Patti, Francis Allen, Phil Allen, Eric Talevich, Patricia Heaton
Number of Dreams Remembered: 2
Length of Sleep: 10.5 hours

MFB was playing at the Coach House, and as usual, I was going nuts on stage. I was actually going a little more nuts than normal.
We played "Hendrix in the Background." During the soft prechoruses, I heard Francis play a rhythm on the ride that was faster than normal, so I played a guitar part to fit it, and it sounded good. During the chorus, I saw Phil jump where we both usually do, but I missed it. It didn't matter, though. That just gave me more reason to jump all the time and everywhere. I even jumped off the stage--probably six feet away from the stage.
I was apparently wearing my detective hat for this show, and it fell off, so I looked for it on stage. I found one, and put it on, but I noticed it didn't fit, so it must've been someone's from the audience.
When we stopped playing, Chris pointed out to the audience my stage presence. He was like, "See... he jumped from here [on stage] all the way over here [off stage, showing that the guitar cord is too short to go that far. He actually jumped, and landed a bit further than I landed]. You just can't do that [again, implying that the guitar cord is too short and pops out of the amp]." A few people in the crowd laughed. I then said, "Why?" pretending that it wasn't a problem at all that my cord pops out. The crowd liked that response, and a delayed applause proceeded the laughter. I wondered if I should've asked "Why NOT?" instead of just "Why?" In either case, I was happy.

In retrospect: The little fast guitar diddly is something I was messing around with last night.
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I was in a grocery store with Chris and Eric, and Chris was acting very strange. He was acting like his mind was deteriorating; he was basically a seven year old. The three of us somehow ended up talking about pure silver coins, and Eric mentioned that if you eat one, it'll kill your mind and eventually kill you. I thought maybe Chris ate one, so I asked him, and he said he didn't.
I remember worrying about Chris, so as he was walking past aisles, I walked in line with him from the other side of the aisles. He eventually noticed and found it funny that we'd see each other for a second, then disappear, then see each other for a second, etc.
We got in line to pay and I had a feeling I'd be paying for Chris and/or Eric. I looked at my money... I had $29. I then remembered that I needed to get water, so I looked for Aquafina or Sparkletts, but of course they didn't have it, so I found a gallon of Stater Brothers brand water for $0.99. I thought that was a good deal, so I picked that up. When I came back to the line, someone had already paid for my food, and the clerk was actually giving me change back--it was a lot of change. She was also talking about weird stuff. She said, "I have rebounds after sex." I replied, "Rebounds?" and she said, "Rebounds." I had no idea what that meant, but she looked like Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond, so that wasn't too bad.

In retrospect: I need to go shopping, especially for water. I watch Everybody Loves Raymond almost every day after work, too. I think the money thing was because 3-4 people didn't pay for bowling on Friday.