Jenni is the Devil

I drove up to Justin's unannounced (i believe) because i wanted to hang out and i couldn't get a hold of him or something, but i KNEW he was there, so i went anyway. When i got there, it was not really his apartment, but it was definitely in Anaheim. It was weird because instead of a front door, he had a curtain, so instead of knocking, i just said "knock knock" in a high pitched voice. Justin came to the "door" and said, "Oh! You wanna come over?" and he laughed. I also laughed, and said, "yes." So, i came inside and i explained that i didn't really hate him, but that i really wanted to be there ifnwhen they ever got Jenni up there, and that just didn't work out, so i was bummed about that. Lo' and behold, i looked at the couch, and there was Jenni! I went and sat down on the other couch, and we talked for awhile. I asked her what she was doing, and if she was a loser like me and sat at home and did nothing all day. This seemed to excite her for some reason (it appeared to be the case), and then she jumped up to give me a hug, so i obliged. "oh!" she said, as i squeezed really hard. We sat down next to each other on the couch, and i still had my arm around her. We continued talking, and at one point she sat on my lap. While she was sitting on my lap, i started to put my arms around her, but i ended up wrapping them around her neck. She said, "woah! what are you doing???" I explained to her, "i wanted to put my arms around you, but your boobs are too big, so that didn't really work out...orr DID it???" So i placed my hands/arms comfortably on/around her breasts. This is about when Justin came back and sat next to us. Something happened in front of Jenni, and she and Justin were examining it, but i couldn't see because she was on my lap, so i felt left out (once again). Then, one of her earrings fell out or something, so she put it on the arm of the couch, but it looked like it was going to fall, so i grabbed it. She started to pull out all of her other earrings as well, so i held out my hand on the arm of the couch so she could place them there. One of them, she went to put it in my hand, but then she pushed it into my hand really hard, so i yelled, "OW! YOU BITCH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???" Then, i playfully put her in another choke hold for a second and let her go. Once she had put all of the things in my hand, she wanted me to give them back one by one, but i noticed half of them were things from my pockets like my keys. I decided that she had grabbed them when i took them out of my pockets to sleep. I started to put those things back in my pockets, and that's about when i woke up.

In Retrospect: This did not actually happen, but i wish it did. That's exactly what i was thinking about before i went to bed. The first thing i said to Justin is true, and i intended to tell him that at some point somehow, so here it is. The part about sleeping and taking things out of my pockets has to do with the fact that i spent the night at Zack's on friday (presumably the night Jenni was with Justin), and i had to take things out of my pockets since i was sleeping in my clothes. Oh, and i am completely over Jenni...i swear. *shifty eyes*