Wacky Masturbation and the Queen of England

Night of: August 5
People Involved: My Favorite Band, the Queen of England, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Number of Dreams Remembered: 2

I was walking around in what I thought was my family's house. As I was walking past a room, I could see that there was someone in it.... naked. She looked to be about 29, and was lying on the ground on her stomach; however, she was grinding on the ground back and forth.... naked. I didn't have my glasses or contacts in, so it was difficult to see, and at the same time, I didn't want her to know that I was totally looking. We definitely made eye contact, though. I continued walking, then turned around and walked past the room again.
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The band was going to record the e.p. again, and like last time, it was going to be in a mansion. I was driving separately and giving directions. We found the place, and it was the biggest house I've ever seen. It looked like the White House, except a bit more awesome.
We were greeted out front, and the men who came out all had British accents. They showed us a few things, but none of it had to do with music. There were a ton of people on the property walking around doing who knows what.
I start walking on my own a bit because the place was so awesome. I turned around to see where the band was, and I saw the Queen of England. Apparently there was a ceremony going on and I had walked right into it. The Queen smiled and said hello, and I didn't know what to do, so I took her hand and kissed it. She was wearing white gloves. I then bowed awkwardly. She said "Thank you" and everyone else was looking at me like I was retarded, so I ran quickly back to the audience section. My running back was also bad, because one of the men said, "Don't run so fast." So I power walked.
The studio/house had many garages, each with something special in it. In one, the Queen ceremony was going on, and a big part of that was bringing in a caged tiger. The tiger was freaking out and running along the walls of the cage super fast. I was worried that it was going to escape, and this actually created a visual of the tiger breaking through the cage and attacking everyone. This part of the dream was really weird, because it was like my mind knew that what just happened wasn't real, so it just ignored it, and moved on.
Some kid, a helper of the house/studio, was in his room, and I went up to his window to ask what we were supposed to do that day. He said they didn't have much planned, so he'd make us some food and then we could get ourselves a new wardrobe from one of the garages. I was super excited about that. Everyone ate what appeared to be vegetables that looked like sushi, but by the time I was going to eat it, the band was leaving to check out the wardrobes. I followed.
On the way there, the kid talked about how they have a large selection of shoes, and that made me happy since mine are falling apart. He showed me his and said that the band shouldn't get that kind because it's not our style.
We ended up in a garage that had a ton of movie memorabilia. One of the items was the outfit Arnold wore in Terminator 2, and the guns, although the guns were plastic dart guns. The kid pumped the guns and fired some darts at my face. I don't think that really bothered me, but I didn't think it was a good idea to be playing with the memorabilia.