I Have To Poop.

Some of the guys from church were going bowling after church, but i didn't go because i didn't have my shoes. Later that day, i was going to go back to church, but i got held up because i wanted to take a shower, and there was a bee flying around in the bathroom. I wanted to kill it, so i started swinging a towel at it. It stung me in the forehead before i eventually chased it out of the bathroom and killed it. Since i was running late, i was driving very fast and weaving in and out of traffic. I got to one point in the road where two people were talking out the window to each other and blocking the entire road, so i honked at them several times (I've never honked at anyone ever), and passed in the oncoming lane once that guy passed. For some reason, when i got close to church, i pulled over and started riding a bike (I haven't ridden a bike in...10 years?). I fell down a couple times when i went off the lip of the road and almost slid down a giant hill. When I Got to church, there were a bunch of people there, and they were getting ready for worship. I stood up, and they started playing that song that goes "You are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me" by Death Cab For Cutie (I was listening to them in my sleep again). This was kinda weird because, unlike the other times their music has shown up in my dreams, this was the people in the dream singing the song, not the band. I think people were going bowling again, but since i was rushed to get there, i didn't have my shoes again, so i didn't go. Somehow, i wound up at an Angel game with Kyle. We were in the highest upperest deck closest to the sun, but, luckily, the sun was blocked by a dark cloud of smoking covering the entire stadium. There was actually a big story behind this, like it was the end of the world or something, but i don't remember what it was. All i remember is seeing a giant spout of water shooting out from the stadium (the water spout was the size of the whole stadium) that washed away the smoke cloud. I was pissed because i didn't wanna sit in the sun all day, so i told Kyle i was gonna hang out under the bleachers. However, when i tried this, it was really sticky, and i didn't really fit underneath anyway, so i decided to come up with a different plan. I told Kyle I was gonna try to see if i could get on the field, so i left and started walking down stairs and stuff. As i was climbing down, this turned into something completely different. I passed through a room where a bunch of people from my family were watching a movie. I tried to find my way back the way i came, and i came across John Locke (Lost) and what was a apparently his son on a couch. I felt that they were hurting for some reason, and i really cared for them, so i went and put my arms around them. I believe it was around this time that I turned into Dave (from Lost). Not only that, but i was now naked for some reason. John put his arm around me, and then he started inching it lower and lower...long story short: he tried to rape me.