Pinch And Roll

I believe i was in Santa Monica with my mom. I was trying to tell her that i thought i had some sort of STD. Finally, i told her that last time i went to the doctor, they told me i had "crabs" or something. When i told her this, she told me that crabs were a sign of healing or something. Then, she turned the conversation around and tried to ask me who i could talk to about stuff like this. I didn't understand why she was doing this because i was just talking to HER about it. She started mentioning random people and spewing out reasons why i COULDN'T talk to them. Then, she made it her mission to not only find me someone to talk to about stuff like that, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON in church. I felt like this was something our pastor had mentioned would be a good thing, and, as usual, nobody did anything about it. My mom was taking it upon herself to make it happen. I got mad at her when she tried to pair me up with someone who was married. I yelled, "THEY'RE MARRIED! They already HAVE that person to talk to! That's the way it's supposed to work!" She didn't listen, and she continued adding more and more married people to her list that she was compiling. I felt that this was ludicrous, so i told her i was leaving. As i was leaving, she called out, "but it's 5:00" (which meant there would be ridiculous traffic on the way home, so there was no point in me leaving). "I KNOW!!!" I yelled back to express how serious i was about leaving. However, as i said it, i was thinking i should probably find something else to do before i actually leave. Sure enough, on my way to my car, i saw Maya (crazy girl from High School who i haven't seen in...years) who, in turn, had just seen someone else she apparently hadn't seen in a long time. They were running towards each other to hug, and i ran in after for a group hug (Ah, how i LOVE the group hug...ask me to explain later if you wish). We started talking, and i think that random girl (who i thought i knew, but turned out i didn't) turned into Michael Dunwoody (random guy from High School). Maya told us she was moving to Spain to get married. She told us the whole story, and then she started screaming and crying and stuff. I forget why she did this, but i felt uncomfortable because we were on a jungle gym with other people around, so i started to try and distance myself from her. Speaking of the jungle gym, when Maya first started crying, she was swinging on a horizontal bar and did an amazing flip really high in the air, and i wondered where she learned how to do that.

I was playing Pokémon Puzzle League, but it seemed more...real than normal. I believe the game was interrupted by a commercial for a movie called "Tiertaurus" (Somewhat like Truckasaurus) that had the fat guy from "Lost" in it. At one point, he got snatched away by a monster or something, and i got the impression that this happened in real life, so i was worried that this might affect the new Season of Lost coming up.