Win Your Own Seat at the WSOP Just By Watching!

I was watching a WSOP event on TV, and the featured table had Steve Dannenman in it. I also saw my old friend from elementary school (and beyond), Fred Yeilding at the table. Somehow, this turned into ME playing in a WSOP event with Joseph Hachem, Steve Dannenman, Doyle Brunson, and my old best friend, Brad Marquis (among others, of course). Strangely enough, i actually had to deal, and when i did, it seemed like i was dealing to about 20 people. This got really confusing, and about halfway around the table, i decided to start giving everyone both cards at the same time. When i got back around to the beginning of the table, they all had two cards too, but one of them was face up. Doyle (who was away from the table) had a K showing, and i was like, "what is this?" I pushed it under his other card, pulled it out again, and it was an Ace. "Woah!" i thought, so i did it again, but only halfway, and now it was half Ace and half Jack. I dealt my self Q-4, and i folded out of turn before i even finished dealing to everyone else. I think i woke up before i ever finished dealing the hand.