Folding Ta-Tas and Snagglepuss?

Night of: October 18th
People Involved: Kyle Hart, Michelle (Kyle's friend from New York)
Number of Dreams Remembered: Tons early, but now 2
Length of Sleep: 10 hours

I started a new class, and I could tell I wasn't going to like it. Presentations were common, and the order was chosen by a blindfolded person throwing a ball at the class. Someone threw the ball, and it landed in the only empty chair in the room. It just so happened that I hadn't sat down yet, so that would be my seat. I looked around for somewhere else to sit, but couldn't find a place.
This skipped forward to a group project assignment. We were to act out something, and a member in the group would have to figure out what it was. I couldn't hear what we were going to do, and we were first up. Right when we were about to start, I heard that we were acting out "Snagglepuss being interviewed by Conan O'Brien." I was to be Snagglepuss, and whoever played Conan would have to figure out who I am.
I got up there, and for some reason, Snagglepuss was actually a cat from the Simpsons (either Snowball or Scratchy), so that's what I started describing. I jumped onto the desk, and talked like Stewie from Family Guy--I don't know why. In his voice, I said, "I'm sad because a different cartoon show has beaten our ratings... purrrrr." The guy playing Conan instantly said, "Snagglepuss?"

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I was in someone's house, and Kyle, Michelle, and I were hanging out with some other people. For some reason, Michelle decided to show her boobs to everyone. They were enormous, as she has had breast implants; however, these were obscene. Her melons were the size of, and actually looked exactly like, pillows. Kyle went over and said, "I like to sleep on them!" and put his head down on one tit. It actually looked quite comfortable.
A young kid walked in, and it was his birthday. I looked to see if Michelle put her jugs away. Not only were they away, but they were about 1/5 the size. I asked Kyle what happened, and he said, "Oh... she folded them up." I looked closely, and noticed that her hooters were pulled up, but her nipples were totally showing. They looked like gigantic pacifiers. I told Kyle that she should hide that, so the kid doesn't see her fun bags.