Seinfeld, Ball Games, and Sex With an Inanimate Object (Lucid)

Night of: January 18
People Involved: Jerry Seinfeld, my mom, my dad
Special: Quite Lucid, but difficulty changing surroundings

I was watching Jerry Seinfeld perform with people sitting in chairs behind him, who were part of the routine. One guy sitting took a shot. Everyone found that funny. I noticed that it looked like orange juice. Jerry's routine was good, but different--it became sad, and everyone in the audience started crying, even a clown. It made me teary-eyed.
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I was watching some kids play a sort of ball game with four teams: red, blue, green, and slime green. I wondered how the kids knew the difference between green and slime green. I noticed that a dad was coaching his kid's team. His son said "bitch" and mouthed a word that everyone except me thought was "fucking."
This morphed into me playing a ball game at my old house with my mom and dad. I sensed we didn't have a lot of money. My dad wanted us to organize everything, so the game turned into us trying to tape down stuff in a drawer (I don't know, either). My dad basically let me tape down a case for markers, which meant I won the game, and he said he was just happy to see me organizing.
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I was chasing rabbits with someone and caught one. Whoever I was with started choking it with a leash-like thing. I realized that this wasn't real and decided to change my surroundings. In order to do this, I sort of closed my eyes and just thought I'd be somewhere else--the first thing I thought of was a basketball court, and sure enough, I was at one. I played, and still recognized that I was dreaming, so I was able to slam dunk. I then thought, "What am I doing?? I should be having sex or flying... or BOTH!!" I tried my hardest to start with sex, by using the same technique of closing my eyes. When I opened my eyes, I was humping the basketball pole. I tried to turn it into a girl, but this woke me up.