Alcoholic Halloween Sex Bicycle Pee

Night of: Feb. 17
People Involved: Kyle, Raakhi Kumar, Chris P.

I have to pee and I'm in a men's public bathroom. There are a bunch of urinals everywhere, but wherever I go, Greg keeps joking around and trying to peek. It makes me not go to the bathroom at all.

In Retrospect: I remembered this after reading about Brian's pee dream.
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It's Halloween, and Kyle knows some people hanging out, so we go. He's driving, and there are people all over the streets--he almost hits them multiple times. We finally get out and meet his friends, one of which is fat. I recognize one of their friends (Raakhi)--she's a family friend that I've known for almost my whole life. We all take a picture together, and I noticed that Kyle's costume is a penis with balls on top of his head. I also notice that there's something on my head, but I'm not sure what kind of genitalia it is, if genitalia at all.
Kyle mentions that he wants to play poker and also go somewhere else. This worries me because if we play poker and want to leave, chances are we're going to lose our money. I explain this to Kyle--that I'm going to take my time at poker. He understands.
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I'm in a wine bar of some sort, and the waiter offers me something with a really long name and description. I have no idea what he's saying. He then says something like, "Or if you like ----, you can have ----." I just go for that 'cause it makes more sense to me. He brings the drinks back and everyone says it tastes really good--like lemonade.
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I'm having sex with a really fat girl. My wiener is like a foot long. She bleeds, and is happy about that.
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Kyle and I get a bicycle and him and Chris get into an argument about who can get somewhere the fastest. This turns into a race, and now I'm driving Kyle around. Chris is in front of us, hits a green light, and we miss it. Kyle is upset. We're now with the bike, and I'm doing most of the work. We hit stairs, and I carry it down. It's very obvious that Chris is going to beat us.