SUV

My family and I had gone on vacation and rented a car. We rented a giant SUV, and as we were trying to drive it through this small street, these guys on the street started making fun of us. They were self-righteous-liberal types of college students, and they started saying how insensitive and materialistic we were for having that car and all this shit. My mom was driving, and as they were yelling at us she slammed on the breaks, reversed back to where the guys were and was like "what'd you say to me, ass hole?!" and threw a cup of water out the window at the guys. This apparently really surprised the guys, who were now drenched, and they started giving my mom praise for sticking up for herself and stuff, but it seemed like they were actually just scared she would beat the crap out of them or something, so they were trying to save themselves. As we drove away me and the rest of my family were congradulating my mom on her victory.