Asian Girls Like Snakes?

I believe there was some sort of American Idol competition being held in my backyard, but all of the contestants were asian girls. One of them was obsessed with snakes and had a pet snake. Most of the others seemed to approve of this, but i did not. There was some sort of Buddha statue/chair thing that the girls had to stand on for some reason, and it kept growing and shrinking to accomodate. I was sitting in the middle of it for some reason. I don't think i was supposed to, but i was doing it anyway because i'm awesome. The statue had to be moved for some reason, so a few people moved it around while i was sitting on it. I thought that it would probably be a lot easier if i was not sitting on it, but they didn't really give me time to get off, so i figured if they wanted to be gay, it was there fault. I finally got off, and we were all just kinda hanging out. Then, a giant snake approached us. I'm not sure if it was the girl's pet snake: it looked like it, but i don't think it was. The snake came up to me and snapped at my right hand. He got a hold of it and just latched on sinking his fangs deep into my hand. This really hurt, and i was pissed. There was some old guy sitting next to me, and he seemed to think this was normal. I just kinda sat there waiting for the snake to let go, but he didn't, so then i decided to grab his head and see if i could make it let go. I guess someone had told me you had to squeeze his head, and they'd let go, so i tried that. I guess it worked eventually, but when he let go, i couldn't move my right hand for a few seconds. Once i regained feeling in my right hand, i grabbed the snake with both hands and squeezed. Nothing was really happening, and the old dude pointed this out. He also said something like, "His brains haven't popped yet." This gave me a great idea, so i grabbed him with both hands: thumbs underneath his jaw, and fingers on top of his head. I dug my middle fingers into its skin with my nails and started to pull them apart. I heard a slight popping sound and then the sound of air being released. Then, i saw the snake's brains spill out on the floor. I was satisfied. I threw the snake to the ground in victory and got mixed reactions from the girls. Then, i woke up.