Dreaming About Carley While She's Gone
I was somewhere with my mom. It seemed rather Arizona-ish except the weather was really nice and cool. I don't know why we were there, but i decided i was gonna leave without her (we both had our own cars). This turned into me walking toward a parking garage with Carley. My mom would also pop in at random times and then go back to where she was. While we were walking, there were these two people in front of us: a guy and a girl. They were talking really loudly, walking slowly, and just being a general nuisance. I guess i didn't really notice it at first, but my mom pointed out that they were holding us back or something. I thought that was kindof silly because we could just walk past them at any time, so we did. As we were coming up behind them, the guy said something like "Oh man, something smells BAD!" I told him it was probably me because i hadn't showered in three days, and i had been jumping on a trampoline all day yesterday (this is kindof a mixture of last week because i didn't shower for about three days when we went camping from monday to wednesday, but i didn't go on the trampoline until this sunday). This is when he got REALLY obnoxious. He started making fun of me for it, but all of his insults were poorly constructed and just made him sound REALLY unintelligent (which was surely the case anyway). After listening to that for a little bit, we started to pull away, and i just started laughing, and i said something like, "Man, that guy's a PERFECT example of someone Carley can't stand." Carley agreed, and we laughed at him for being stupid. I thought they had turned a different way and we had finished with them, but all of a sudden they were back, and they asked something. They actually weren't being obnoxious at this point, but Carley had had enough, so she decided to snap back at them with some rude remark. This made me a little uncomfortable because i was hoping to just let it go, and i was afraid they might come after us and fight us or something if she was too mean. They went back and forth for a bit, and Carley said something really weird, but all i heard was "Why don't you go shove my platypus..." I got the distinct impression that she was using the word "platypus" as a euphemism for "vagina," and i thought that was really funny. When we got to the parking garage, i saw my mom walking around inside. This kindof irritated me because i wondered how the hell she got there before us when we left so much earlier. Then Carley and i said the same thing at the same time, but i don't remember what, and i woke up.

3 Comments:
You probably both said "vagina."
haha wow, the only time i show up in one of your dreams i act like a jerk
haha
nothing wrong with being a jerk to idiots ;)
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