She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

I think we were on our way home from New Mexico again, but this time, Cristi Whelan and her daughter Shauna were kinda with us (I think they were in a separate car, but they were kinda moseying along with us). I think we were stopped somewhere to go shopping or something, but i had to poop. I found a bathroom in a building that seemed like a mix between a frat-house and a department store. When i got in, i heard a cell phone buzzing. I looked down, and i realized Shauna had left her stuff in there. After i sat down, i noticed a girl was starting to kneel under the door of the stall, so i assumed it had to be Shauna coming back for her stuff. I asked her if she wanted it back, and she kinda hesitated and said, "yeah, of course." As i was handing it to her, i realized that it wasn't Shauna at all, so i had to grab it back. The girl crawled into the stall with me, and i exclaimed, "what are you doing??" She started, "I have to go--" but i cut her off and said "I have to go too! and I got here first!" She said, "No, i have to go to sleep." For some reason she liked to sleep in this bathroom stall, i guess. I thought, "whatever," and i continued with my business and let her get situated. When i was done, i crawled under the door, but i forgot to grab Shauna's stuff! I didn't realize this until i got outside, and i found a place outside where i could see into that stall, but the openning wasn't big enough to pull the backpack through, so i decided i had to get back in. I had a lot of trouble finding my way back into the bathroom, and i kept going outside and inside to try to navigate my way in. One time, when i was outside, the girl saw me looking in, and she started laughing at me or something. She waved like she was going to "bed," and i blew a kiss to her for some reason. This seemed to catch her off guard, and then she said, "i'm in stall 1 of room QB, come see me!" I was excited because that actually really helped me to find where that bathroom was. I realized that i had been entering the wrong door the whole time. There were a bunch of doors marked Q1-Q8, and i had been going in Q7 for some reason. I decided she must've meant Q8 when she said QB, and sure enough, i found her. However, by the time i got there, she was sleeping on top of Shauna's backpack. I was kinda siting there in the stall thinking about what to do, and i noticed her blinking. She woke up, but she didn't get up. Then, i heard her friend talking to her over the stall door. I thought, "uh oh, this is not going to look good." I tried to hide, but the stall was very small, so we were kinda cuddled together. When the friend saw this, (suddenly there were about 4 of them), they all said "oooooooooooooooooh." (scandalous!) I was kinda turned away, but they had already seen me, so i figured, "whatever." THEN, one of them said to the girl, "Hey, this is Dorine." Then i was REALLY worried, and i tried desperately to hide my face. Sure enough, i heard my mom's voice shortly afterward. Her voice boomed louder than the other girls', and i had a strange feeling that she was going to wake me up (strange, at this point i seemed to know i was dreaming, but i didn't go lucid). She actually didn't wake me up, and they all left, and then i left with Shauna's backpack shortly after. Unfortunately, i didn't find Shauna, and we left to continue on our way. I figured we'd meet up with them again eventually, so i didn't worry too much about it. On our way, i guess we had tickets for a soccer game, so we stopped to go see that. There were some more random people with us at this time. One of them, i believe, was Rommel Inguilo (random guy from school, but in the dream i thought he was a yo-yo person). Another one was Greg Norris (still fat). We got inside, and Greg was spinning a basketball on his finger (much to the amazement of my mom) after throwing a football away and refusing to go retrieve it. On our way inside the arena, it looked more like a basketball court, and there were people practicing basketball inside. I was stoked because i'd much rather watch basketball than Soccer. THEN, these animals took over the court. One of them looked like a ferret, and another one looked like a...6 headed mongoose? It was really fat, but it had the face of a mongoose, and then it had another head at the base of its tail, and another head at the tip of its tail. It also had a few heads growing out of random parts of its fat body. This is about when i woke up.

I think the mongoose thing actually started out with another mongoose BEHIND the first one, so it just LOOKED like the first mongoose had a head at the end of its tail, and then my brain just went nuts on the idea, and it evolved into that giant creature.

In retrospect: I have to poop.