Ambronesia

Kelsey = girl I played soccer with in middle school

I was walking around with my family trying to get somewhere. We went inside a store with my mom and a bunch of older women. People kept handing me articles of clothing that they thought would look good on me. I eventually ended up wearing a shirt, a big skirt, and some giant boots. I thanked everyone but I didn't want to pay for these clothes because I knew I would never wear them so I put them back.
I was at my sister Sam's birthday party. All of her guests, including myself were upstairs getting ready. There was a professional person there who was doing everyone's makeup and giving them things to wear. The first thing the lady told us to do was line up side by side. When I did this, I got smushed between two people and someone's shoulder smudged my makeup. We all had to wait our turn, and things kept going wrong, like the dresses wouldn't fit right or something. There were a lot of guests, and I was one of the last people to get ready. Finnaly it was my turn, and I already had makeup on but I wanted her to fix it cause that person's shoulder had smudged it. An alarm somewhere went off which meant that there was a criminal in the building. We all started to evacuate.
I was in a grocery store playing some kind of tag game with a bunch of girls. One of them was Kelsey, and I can't remember who else was involved. I kept losing at the game, and Kelsey refused to play and was on her cell-phone in the corner the whole time. I finnaly started winning. Me and this guy were on a team, and we tagged one of the other people, who turned out to be my Dad. My Dad told us that he wasn't playing anymore and he was just doing his grocery shopping. I realized that a lot of people were leaving the game, and this kind of pissed me off because I was finnaly winning.
I was watching people clean a ship. There were a bunch of pirates, and they were trying to clean out these holes on the front of the ship. I was now watching one of the pirates specifically, as if it were a movie, and of corse the pirate was Jack Sparrow. A little pink translucent bug appeared outside of the hole, and then vanished as Jack Sparrow walked up to the hole. He continued cleaning, and then a huge tentacle violently emerged from the hole. This tentacle was part of a legend that all the pirates recognized, and Jack begged the captain to let him fight whatever was in there. The captain reluctantly agreed, and Jack somehow jumped down into a hole that was 1/100th his size. He emerged from the hole with the giant creature, slashing all the tentacles off with the sword. Blood splattered everywhere and the creature died, leaving behind a giant, yellow-white spider. I was now Jack Sparrow, and after realizing the spider was good luck, I picked it up and placed it on my head. It changed to fit the shape of my head, and sat there perfectly. This spider was called Ambronesia and was supposed to protect the one who wore it. I went about cleaning up the rest of the ship, and talking to the spider as I did so. I felt very safe knowing it was there, and began to climb into my bed.