Whoopi Goldberg Is A Scientist

I was part of a test group for NASA. They were either testing new equipment or a ship. There were two people that were supposed to test it before I was. It was a boy and a girl. While they were in the ship, something went wrong with the equipment and they ended up brutally attacking each other. One of them died. This made me very nervous about going in the ship. During take off, rather than be inside the ship, I was supposed to hold my breath and be transported into it once it was already moving. So the ship took off and one of the scientists, whoopi goldberg, told me to hold my breath. I did, and a couple seconds later I was sucked up into the ship. Once I was inside, they placed this big plastic things over my ears and gave me something to breathe through. I could see a compartment where one of the kids who died had been and it made me very nervous. Almost as soon as we had entered space, we began to descend again and the pressure inside the cabin was rapidly changing. The sceintists were complaining about their ears, and we had to keep equalizing them every few seconds.
Eventually we landed and got off the ship and went inside a huge room that was like a theater lobby. My dad was waiting to pick me up. I tried to take off the breathing device but I almost passed out immediately, and whoopi told me I would have to keep breathing through it for a while. Then my dad and I were running around trying to find a line to get in. They were all very long, but we got lucky and got to one no one was at yet because they had just opened it. Some guy was trying to cut in front of me and I was making sure he didn't. There were also words in little digital boxes over the door but I couldn't read them.
I had helped someone's wife hang little ornaments from the cieling that represented her sex life. Each ornament was a time she had had sex. At one point the line split off into two lines, and one line represented the women she had sex with, while the other line represented the men. There was a little clump of ornaments at one point on the women line, and apparently that clump had something to do with her and I. Her husband came home and started flipping out when he found out about all the women she'ld been sleeping with during their marriage. We both thought this was kind of funny, but then my husband, ben stiller, arrived and saw the line, and started freaking out that I had been sleeping with this other woman. He came over to me and started asking me if this was true, but I honestly couldn't remember so I didn't know what to say to him. I thought it was but I wasn't entirely sure, so I just sat quietly while he yelled at me.