FINALLY Lucid!

Someone was talking about astronaut tests, and that turned into me doing some similar, yet completely different tests. I remember having to swing on a rope over a giant canyon or something, and then i landed on a large flat grassy area. Paul and Brad Marquis were there, and i started running around doing spins and stuff. I thought my spins were kinda cool, so i decided to try to do some of the tricks that the guys from Team Chinese Box do. There's one in particular that's like a kick into a skewed backflip that i was trying to do. I didn't feel like i was doing it right at all, but Brad seemed to be impressed.

I was at a HUGE party with basically everyone from my church there. The funny thing was, most of them were drinking, and some of them were noticeably drunk. I remember one in particular when he was talking to somebody, Bruce Wegner said, "wait, what church are you?" Paul Marquis responded, "Dude, Heritage." Bruce got very excited and shouted "Woah! me too!" At one point, i started running around, and i noticed something odd as i was doing it. I noticed that my feet were not touching the ground. As i was "running," i was approaching a fence, so i decided it was time to start flying. As i did, i threw up my hands in victory thinking, "FINALLY, i'll have a lucid dream to record!" As i was flying, it started to rain, so i thought, "ok, this is pretty much the greatest thing ever." There was a guy and a girl running up the street, and the girl looked really hot. She was wearing a red dress, and she had long black hair. As i caught up to them, i swooped down and picked her up. She was confused for a moment, but then she looked around, and she said, "OK, this is better." I decided to start making out with her, but she seemed to be resisting a bit. This flashed into her naked with a bunch of other girls on top of a small building (like a doghouse) at the beach. This is when i heard her yell, "NO! It's just like every other page from my life!" Or something to that effect. She followed by saying something like, "I need to marry a good Christian boy...but first i'll have sex with another hot guy." Then (she was alone on the beach now), she did some sort of flip and turned into a big pink cartoon turtle as some cheesy theme music started to play. The turtle flew up into some words that said something like "Dr. Do and the Turtle" There were some other words after that, but they went by too fast, and i couldn't read them. Everything pretty much faded out, and i woke up.


I'm sure i dreamed about the big party because i was at a Labor Day beach party with my church yesterday. The only weird thing is, i pretty much spent the whole day there with the High Schoolers, but there were no high schoolers at this party. I remembered the first dream as i was typing the word "flip" in the second dream.