Can You Take Me Jon-oooooooooo

I believe i was at Jon-o's house. There were a few of us in what seemed to be his backyard, and we were climbing a tree and talking about stuff. I can't remember what we were talking about, but i think it was very late at night/early in the morning. When it was time for me to leave, i realized that i had bird poop on both knees of my pants. I was bummed.