Survivor Football

I was at some sort of men's retreat type thing, and we were going to play football, but Pronier was there, and he gave us a bad "grade" for participation or something, so we had to go back to the base area, get everything figured out, and then go back. Before we went back, there was someone who needed help with some math. It was a really funky matrix problem with fractions and stuff. I advised him to just multiply out the matrices and see what happens from there, because that was the best i could come up with. We went back outside to play football, and somebody had to step up and divide the teams. However, that person would not be allowed to play.
This transitioned me into being on Survivor. I was digging around the camp with a shovel, and i thought i had found the immunity idol, but it turned out just to be some old weird simpsons game. I got some help setting up my hammock, but then like four people tried to sit on it, so it fell down. Then, a bunch of little kids decided to be really helpful and hang it WAY up high. I was like, "Umm...could you NOT do that? Thanks." I watched one of the kids jump off this huge...castle thing and land in the sand. I thought he was dead for sure, but he popped right up and started running around again. Then it occurred to me: why are there a bunch of kids running around on SURVIVOR??? After that, i noticed there was a city street, a train, TV's, and all KINDS of stuff right next to us. I was flipping out over how stupid this all was, and that's pretty much when i woke up.