Battling Evil With Lindsay Lohan

I was in a backyard that was supposed to be my house. There was an intruder there and in order to get him to leave I was throwing containers of hummus at him. I would fly up to the top of the tree and grab one then fling it at his face. No matter how many times I hit him he wouldn't leave.
I was with Lindsay Lohan and we were battling an evil villian (who happened to be my aunt nancy). Lindsay and I were supposed to have a weapon to fight with, and my aunt would have one too. Our weapon was some sort of ray gun that shot shrimp, but it was broken. My aunt had a big metal rod that was kind of like a candle holder as her weapon. My aunt started to fight us even though we didn't have our weapon. Lindsay and I were getting our asses kicked. I was some sort of important figure, and it was Lindsay's job to protect me. The rod that my aunt had would shoot lighting-bolt kind of things out of it, and anything that was hit by it would burst into flames. I spent most of the battle hiding, and watching Lindsay get demolished as she tried to defend herself. I realized that if I had been out there helping her we might have had some kind of chance. As I was thinking about this my aunt delivered another blow, this time causing the whole floor to give in and Lindsay and I fell through it.