Grand...Patricide?
Ok, so, i was watching Pirates of the Caribbean 4...or in it...or something...And i was suppose to shove a frisbee up this chick's...baby maker? (the wrong way) But i faked it and just slipped it under her dress or something. Somehow, as a result of this, i had a baby. Actually, i think there were two babies, but i only took one. I don't know. It was weird. Maybe my mom took the other one or something. What was even weirder was that my baby was talking to me. I don't remember anything it said, but i remember something about something i said to it. It had to do with when it grew up. I said something like, "if you get good grades, you treat women well, and ...[i guess i said something about an axe?], then i'll pay for your college." Basically, right after this, it flashed forward to the baby being 18 years old or whatever, and he came to claim his reward or something, but instead of me, he came to my dad...i think...maybe it was just me in 20 years, so i looked like my dad or something. He looked worried like he didn't deserve his reward. My dad knew that he had good grades, so he asked him, "have you not treated women well?" The "baby" said something like, "no, that's not the problem...it has to do with that axe." Suddenly, he got a big evil grin on his face, and then his head turned into like a cartoon character head (like a spy vs. spy guy maybe) still with the maniacal grin. Then, he pulled out an axe and chopped my dad in half at the torso. I think that's when i came back into the picture. At first, this event seemed like a tragedy, but then i think i said something like, "he was the only person my mom ever truly hated," so it was good that the kid killed him. Yeah, i don't know. It was weird, and i'm writing this like 5.5 hours after i woke up.
PS. Blogger sucks, and i don't think i'll be posting anymore dreams. Enjoy.
posted by Briggity Brak @ 3:12 PM
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Blogger's the same, Brian. I also made you admin, so it should be even closer to the same as it was...
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