Family Fights With a Hint of Jessica Simpson

Night of: January 19
People Involved: my brother, my mom, Jessica Simpson

I was in a huge fighting war with Neal, including bows and arrows and paint balls. It was like a video game: I ran for my life while trying to shoot, and collected life packs around my old house to get my energy back up.
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I was going to drive Phil, Francis, and Chris somewhere. Somebody had called shotgun very early, but Francis took the front seat. I said it wasn't that big of a deal because Phil had done the same thing before. I went inside my house to grab things to take back to my apartment. There were a bunch of papers I needed to bring along with a cereal box and a cereal box full of papers. I wanted to save space, so I tried to fit everything into a ziplock cereal box. While I was trying to do that, my mom kept asking me questions about school credits. The situation made me feel very overwhelmed. My mom offered me accounting software. I said "no" because I knew that if I took it, I'd install it and it'd be the most basic thing ever--for 7 year olds.
This turned into my having a fight with my mom about my wanting to be treated like an adult. I said that if it didn't happen, I'd be willing to live completely on my own, with no support.
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I saw calendar of Jessica Simpson and this somehow turned into sex with her.
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I was in a car with my family, and Neal was afraid to drive up a gigantic hill. I said I would do it, but we went somewhere else, instead. We were at a house with a pool and lots of pigeons. Neal and I fought verbally while in the pool and he said that I have violent tendencies. I said I didn't and scratched him.