Briggity Brak and the Last Crusade
I was in some building and there were a bunch of nazis around. I had a couple people next to me that were on my side, and then there was like some sort of head nazi guy across the room. To my left were two big doors that were controlled by a switch in the room i was in (unfortunately, it was close to the nazi guy). I had some sort of machine/gattling gun in my hands, and i was using it to threaten the nazi guy from opening the doors and letting all his buddies in (with THEIR machine/gattling guns...i had stolen mine from one of them). It was an interesting situation because i threatened to shoot him if he opened the doors, and he threatened to open the doors if i shot him. Very interesting standoff. He started to say something that worried me, and i decided that i had the better ground and that i could take the guys coming through the door, so i shot him, and he opened the doors. Little did i know i only had about 3 bullets. Right after i shot him, i turned toward the doors and got off about 2 shots before running out of ammo, so the guys started charging in and i was screwed. I tried to run, but there was a long wall that i had to run across before i could get behind it to protect myself, so i tried doing sommersault maneuvers to make it harder to hit me, but it didn't work. I got shot a couple times in the side, and i felt that nice warm getting shot feeling, and then i got shot right in the throat. When i made it to the safe spot, it was too late. One of my buddies came to help me with a cloth or something, but when he saw the blood spewing out of my neck and me short of breath, he just gave a disappointed look, threw down the cloth, and walked away. Then i woke up.
I did an Indiana Jones marathon about a week ago, so that definitely had something to do with this (the first guy i shot was the main bad guy from The Last Crusade, and the thing he said that worried me was similar to what he says in the movie right before he shoots Indy's dad). I'm not sure if the sommersault maneuver was me trying to be like Indiana Jones or trying to be like Link because i've been playing a LOT of Zelda lately.

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I found that hilarious--where your friend walks away. Genius.
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