Poop Soccer Sex Magik

These are in random order because i don't remember what order they were in, and i'm hoping i'll remember more dreams as i'm writing because i know there were more.

I was playing Dodgeball in a gym with a bunch of people, and the balls kept changing. By the end, we were using soccer balls, and people were making soccer ball snowmen as decoys. I think i was the only one confused by them.
Who wants to play dodgeball?

I was at a school that vaguely resembled my Junior High, but it was like a saturday or something, and we were just hanging out playing games. However, it was a really STUPID game where we were throwing poop at eachother for some reason. At first, it was kinda cool because i was the "thrower," so i didn't get hit at all. I think there were two teams, and some of my teammates got hit because the other team was able to reflect some of the poop back. The weirdest part was how i was throwing the poop. I wasn't throwing it with my hands because i didn't want to touch it. Instead, i was flinging it with my shirt somehow. After the game was over is when it got ugly. People started throwing poop randomly (people from the other team to be specific). I didn't appreciate this, and i ran and tried to hide. I escaped unscathed, luckily. In my flight, i found that there was some sort of event going on at the school as well because there were a bunch of booths with candy and stuff. I think i saw eez there briefly, but i'm not sure. For some reason, i was talking to Rebecca Brown (random girl i used to know...she lived in San Clemente, but my family knew her family from kite-flying...later on, she worked at Hollywood Video while i was working at Blockbuster) for a while. I lost her, and all of a sudden i had a bunch of stuff in my hands. I tried to return them to the booths they belonged at, and i believe i succeeded. Then, i found my mom and we went home.
I think the finding my mom part was because i was with my mom last night, so she was my ride.

I was laying down in the woods for some reason, and Mandy Moore and Claire Danes were trying to seduce me (and doing a damn good job of it). I think i "cut" Claire Danes for some reason and ended up making out and stuff with Mandy Moore.
I'm pretty sure the reason for the cut was because i was watching Elimidate before i went to bed. Why it was Mandy Moore and Claire Danes, i have no idea, but i ain't complaining.

I'm not sure if this was a dream because i think i was awake, but i might've just been waking up. Also, it relates to one of Justin's dreams, so i have to mention it.
I saw My Favorite Band on stage playing Cowboy, but while they were playing it, there was a slug bug under a giant blanket floating in the air (going up and down with the music). At the end of the song, the blanket fell to the ground, and the car was gone!
Obviously, this goes along with Justin's magic band dream, the reason for it was because we were listening to MFB in the car last night. Also, that reminds me, i saw the word "Sorbit" (possibly "sorb-it," i forget) on a bottle of Excedrin the other day. I thought that was interesting.