Whose Hand Is In My Pants?
It was thursday night, time for poker. I had just got a call from Tony or something, and he was supposed to come pick me up. Someone came to pick me up, and we were on our way, but then i remembered that Tony lives in Valencia, so there was no way he could have picked me up that fast. I later realized that he had never played poker with this group before. I don't think i ever realized that he does not play poker until i woke up. I noticed that i was riding in Paul Marquis' truck, so i decided he was the one that picked me up. We stopped at "Kappauff Insurance" which is on the way, so i said, "oh, is Don [Kappauff] coming?" (He had played with us once before). He kinda mumbled something, but i don't know what it was. The insurance building turned into Don's house, and as we walked in, "Paul" turned his head, and i realized it was actually his son, Brad (my best friend growing up; has never played with us, at least, not while i was there). It also turned out that Don wasn't actually coming, but Brad was just dropping something off for him or something. We never made it to the poker game, and i think Brad actually brought me back to my house and dropped me off.
I was on the couch in my living room with Eez, one other girl, and one other guy. I think i knew who the other girl was at the time, but i don't remember now. I'm pretty sure i never knew who the other guy was, but he KINDA resembled Nathan Waller (random guy from my church). I THINK we were playing poker, but there was no actual poker playing going on. At one point, i went to..."scratch myself"...or something, and i realized that somebody else's hand was already there! I said, "Whose hand is in my pants???" (it wasn't actually IN my pants, it was on the outside, but i thought it would be funnier to say that) Nobody answered, so i looked around and tried to figure it out. This took a surprisingly long time, but i eventually realized that it was eez. I think I was a little disappointed that it wasn't the other girl at first, but eez made me forget about that shortly afterward. After getting me thoroughly "excited" (God, it's a good thing Eez never comes on here), she came and layed next to me under the blanket. I was a little worried that she wouldn't be able to breathe under there, especially with me hugging her head. She got out, and then i was setting up my computer on the couch. No idea why i was doing this, but apparently, we needed it for "poker" for some reason. While i was doing this, the other guy called Mr. MovieFone, and put him on speaker phone. That was about it.
I slept on the couch last night. That's the only explanation i have for ANY of that.
I also dreamed that i was listening to Change by My Favorite Band.

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