Owen Wilson is an Ass Hole

Nathalie = previously my biology TA

I was at a lake and Owen Wilson was there with his girlfriend. They were riding around on an inflatable speed boat. For some reason Owen Wilson asked his girlfriend to leave, and then he came up and asked me if I would like to go on a date. I said okay and asked if we could ride in his speed boat. We got on it but there was a hole in it and it was kind of deflating. He told me that I couldn't ride on it. I asked him if that was supposed to imply that I was much fatter than his old girlfriend. As he was pushing the boat back to the shore I noticed there were sharks in the water. I started freaking out and Owen Wilson was laughing at me. He and I had sex later and I didn't really enjoy it at all. He complained that I wasn't making enough noises. I went to bed feeling quite upset about the whole experiance.
I wolk up the next morning still in his house. When I walked outside there were little cottages around his and there were people outside. They were all very friendly and introduced themselves. It appeared that they lived in kind of a commune, because they were all making breakfast together. I went to go use the showers. When I got there there was a long line for them. I waited outside talking to some of the women who lived in the commune. They were all talking about a hike everyone was going on later. They said there was supposed to be snow and it was going to be really cold. I told them that I guess I couldn't go because I didn't bring warm enough clothes. The girl in line in front of me was Nathalie (but in the dream I didn't recognize her as someone I knew) and she was having some nervous issue with using the shower. I told her to just go use it. She came back out a second later and one of her friends got all frustrated with her for being so neurotic, and I asked her what she needed. Nathalie said something like, "see, she is nice to me about it!" in reference to me. I handed her her toothbrush and she went back into the shower. When it was my turn to use the shower these three black girls cut in front of me. I told them it was my turn and they were being bitches about it, but I wouldn't back down and I pushed them out of the shower. Eventually we all started talking and apparently they liked the presidents of the united states of america, and we talked about how "lump" is the best song ever.

Smashing the Onion Dog

Kristin/Tre/Angel = fellow employees at the teen center
Theo = friend/ex-boyfriend

I was at work at the teen center and we were cleaning the place up. I went into a closet and started folding a bunch of the blankets that were in there. I picked up one of the blankets and there was a bird cage under it with a blue lovebird in it. It looked very sickly and I was horrified when I saw it. I figured it must have been forgotten about. I went to my boss and showed it to him and said that I should go buy it some bird food. Kristin started insisting that we had food at the teen center already. Angel said he had actually known about the bird the whole time. Neither of these comments made me feel any better considering the way the bird looked. I was very worried about him.
I had just waken up and decided to go for a walk. I put on my plaid shirt over my pajamas and started walking up the hill by my house. I sat down on the ground and was just admiring how pretty everything looks in the morning. Tre came up to me and started talking to me about stuff. He said he was just out roller blading and walking the dog. I asked if he would like to come see my house and he said he would.
We walked inside my house (which was way bigger and more lavish than usual). I showed him all around, and as I did so I realized how nice my house is. Tre was laying down in bathtub when my roomates came in and were all talking about different things.
I went out with Theo. We went in to a conveniant store and Theo couldn't decide what kind of soda he should get. The store had an option to get a mixed soda with two kinds of your choice. I thought this was an excellent idea and got one of those. Theo gave me shit about it because it cost an extra fifty cents. Theo finnaly picked something and we went back outside.
There were two dogs there and they had accidentally gotten caught in the same leash. Theo was trying to pull them apart and while he was doing so he got really violent about it. He started trying to save just one of the dogs and was crushing the other one, which was a little puppy, in the process. I was screaming at Theo to stop and I kept yelling that he was killing the dog. Theo seemed to have gone kind of insane at this point and eventually started crushing both of the dogs. The bigger dog turned into a giant onion and so Theo was now just brutally smashing the onion everywhere. When he finnaly stopped he collapsed in a heap on the ground. I tried to talk to him and get his senses back. He realized what he had done, and started trying to put the giant onion back together. I watched him and knew that it wasn't going to help anything.
I drove with Tre and my family somewhere. Tre got out of the car, which was a giant truck, and ask me if I would park it for him, then walked away. I started trying to park it and was narrowly missing other cars. My mom was yelling and telling me to stop and that I couldn't do it. I kind of just ignored her and kept trying. The brake wouldn't stop the car all the way, it would kind of just put enough pressure on the car to slow it down, and this was causing me problems. I eventually got it into a parking space and felt relieved.