The Mango Enforcer

Theo - ex, friend
Aaron - Theo's roommate
Mango - my guinea pig

I was at school with Theo and Aaron. Aaron had somehow gotten Mango and was holding her and being cruel to her. He kept pulling her hair and putting her down on the ground, which made me worry that she would run away. I told him to stop, and when he didn't listen to me I started punching him in the face. I had trouble getting my body to cooperate with my demands; my arms felt like they were battling twice the normal force of gravity. Whenever I tried to punch with my right arm it didn't work very well, but I could hit really hard with my left arm. So I punched Aaron in the face a few times and eventually some people pulled me off of him. I realized I was late to my chemistry lab and that I had already missed last class. I got there and there were only about 20 minutes left, but there were also a bunch of other people sitting outside who had come late. I decided I was going to go anyway just so people would see that I came. The TAs had previously decided that I was required to wear certain clothes to lab so that they could recognize who I was easier. When I went inside the TAs pointed out that I wasn't wearing my uniform like I was supposed to.
I was with Theo by a gigantic mansion. There was a baseball stadium near by and there were teenage girls playing baseball, but there were thousands of fans there watching. I wondered why so many people were interested in watching teenage girls. I went inside the mansion and climbed out onto a big open platform on the outside of the house. It was sunset and I could see part of the baseball stadium in the background. I started dancing around the balcony thing, waving around a shawl that I had. One of the people who worked at the mansion leaned out the window and told me I wasn't allowed to be out there, so I went inside.
Theo apparently had some kind of doctor's appointment at this mansion, and had left in the middle of an exam. When we went back to the room he had been in they were cleaning everything up. He explained to the nurse what had happened and she went to tell the doctor that Theo was back. I went into one of the bathrooms there, and started picking up a bunch of stuff that I had left in it.

Don't Drink and Drive

i was at a party of some sort, and i got pissed because justin got wasted even though he still had to drive down to my house for the Guitar Hero 3 release.
There was something about me getting free clothes and packing up my old binders, but i don't really remember anything else.
I also dreamed that i was even more bald than i already am. My receeding hairline met in the middle, leaving an island of hair out front (like that guy in that show "The Winner"), and i also had that common bald spot in the back. It was pretty legendary.
I also dreamed that i was at Justin's and saw he had someone aliased as "The Girlfriend" on his gaim, and i wondered who it was. In the dream, i decided it was Carley.

Road Trip and Lesbian Prostitutes

Theo - ex, friend
Adam Goldberg - guy from dazed and confused

I was with Theo and Adam Goldberg and we decided to do a road trip around California. It was kind of a spur of the moment decision, so the three of us Just hopped in Adam's car and started driving. I was looking at the map and told them that I would like to come back down the coast on the 101 if that was okay with them. I also mentioned that we should buy some antifreeze, water, and a some gas to keep in the car. We were driving up the 5 somewhere pretty far north because I had never seen this stretch of land before. We got to some fields were they were growing these amazing flowers. Every direction you looked there were just miles of these tall pink and yellow flowers. Some of the plants were those Japanese trees with pink blossoms. We kept driving and Theo and Adam wanted to stop at this burger place we drove by. I wasn't very hungry but it was getting late and this would probably be my last opportunity for dinner. Theo and Adam got out of the car to use one of the bathrooms they had, which were outdoor stalls. I was now driving my car for some reason and I tried to park in front of the last empty stall. The car was turning funny and I couldn't park straight. Theo was making fun of me. When I finally parked and got out of the car, Theo started explaining to me how to park. That was really irritating, and I told him it was the car not me.
We went inside the restaurant and found out that the people who ran it were prostitutes. Three of them, who happened to be really hot lesbians came downstairs. They were very nice to us and our food was good. There were some strange customers in the restaurant with us. One guy was standing by some washing machines in the corner, with a hose in one hand. He was waiting for his wife to come out of the bathroom so he could spray her with it. Everyone got upset with him for this and kicked him out.
Theo and Adam left and I somehow ended up upstairs with the three lesbians. I laid down on the bed and one of the lesbians came over and laid down next to me, eventually another one that I particularly liked came over and we had a threesome. Adam called me in the middle of it wondering when I was going to leave so that we could all get on the road again. I told him it would probably be only another half an hour or so, and all the girls laughed at me. I told Adam I would call him later, and then went back to the threesome. That went on for a while, and then one of them got up and left so it was just me and the girl I really liked. She and I had sex for a while and eventually she orgasmed. She told me she had never had an orgasm before, so I was feeling quite proud of myself. Then she seemed really embarrassed. I felt bad for her and told her it really wasn't a big deal, but I think she left because she was upset.

I know I had another dream but I forgot it in the process of writing this one ... damn it.

Folding Ta-Tas and Snagglepuss?

Night of: October 18th
People Involved: Kyle Hart, Michelle (Kyle's friend from New York)
Number of Dreams Remembered: Tons early, but now 2
Length of Sleep: 10 hours

I started a new class, and I could tell I wasn't going to like it. Presentations were common, and the order was chosen by a blindfolded person throwing a ball at the class. Someone threw the ball, and it landed in the only empty chair in the room. It just so happened that I hadn't sat down yet, so that would be my seat. I looked around for somewhere else to sit, but couldn't find a place.
This skipped forward to a group project assignment. We were to act out something, and a member in the group would have to figure out what it was. I couldn't hear what we were going to do, and we were first up. Right when we were about to start, I heard that we were acting out "Snagglepuss being interviewed by Conan O'Brien." I was to be Snagglepuss, and whoever played Conan would have to figure out who I am.
I got up there, and for some reason, Snagglepuss was actually a cat from the Simpsons (either Snowball or Scratchy), so that's what I started describing. I jumped onto the desk, and talked like Stewie from Family Guy--I don't know why. In his voice, I said, "I'm sad because a different cartoon show has beaten our ratings... purrrrr." The guy playing Conan instantly said, "Snagglepuss?"

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I was in someone's house, and Kyle, Michelle, and I were hanging out with some other people. For some reason, Michelle decided to show her boobs to everyone. They were enormous, as she has had breast implants; however, these were obscene. Her melons were the size of, and actually looked exactly like, pillows. Kyle went over and said, "I like to sleep on them!" and put his head down on one tit. It actually looked quite comfortable.
A young kid walked in, and it was his birthday. I looked to see if Michelle put her jugs away. Not only were they away, but they were about 1/5 the size. I asked Kyle what happened, and he said, "Oh... she folded them up." I looked closely, and noticed that her hooters were pulled up, but her nipples were totally showing. They looked like gigantic pacifiers. I told Kyle that she should hide that, so the kid doesn't see her fun bags.

Shallow Lake

I walked into a room and there was a really hot blonde girl laying on a bed wearing red lingerie. Apparently she was my girlfriend because I laid down next to her on the bed and asked her how she was. After talking for a while we started making out and eventually had sex.
I was staying at a house with my mom and sisters that was right on the beach. I saw people surfing out there and decided to take a walk down the beach to check it out. Mattie came with me and she was lagging behind. Her and I stopped to pet a dog.
This turned into being at a lake with my family. We were on a cliff next to the lake, and the water below us was really shallow. Sam decided to jump off into the water. The second she did it I knew the water was going to be too shallow and that she would hurt herself. I looked down over the side of the cliff and saw her laying there in the rocks. I started running down to her on some stairs, and yelled back at my grandpa to call 911. I got to Sam and turned her onto her back. She started regaining consciousness and I asked her what she had hurt. She said aside from her leg she was fine. I looked at her leg, and where her knee should be there was a mangled cell phone joining the upper and lower parts of her leg. The paramedics got there and she turned out to be okay.
There were some men on the lake doing some kind of construction. They had a big raised platform about 20 feet over the lake. I went and stood on it with my Dad and a few other people. The construction guys started moving the platform, and I hung onto it while it turned and flew through the air. It was really fun.

Grandmas

My grandma was living in a house while the people who owned it were on vacation. My sisters, my Dad, and myself drove to visit her there. It worried me that she was doing that and I told her she should just go home. She seemed a little crazy. When we were leaving we had to tie mine and Erin's surfboard onto our car.
I was sitting in a fancy restaurant with my other grandma. I was looking at the menu and then I got a text message saying I had missed a job interview. I decided it didn't really matter that much.

Blind Date

I was at some kind of lecture. I found out that there was a guy who went around taking women on dates and then torturing them afterward. For some reason I was his next victim. I was forced to go to his house. I got there before he did, and I realized that I should try to run for it. I was completely petrified, and as soon as I had made that decision he showed up there. I tried to defend myself but had this feeling of complete helplessness that kept me from doing anything. I think the way he tortured people had something to do with ripping out their teeth and then killing them.

Scared For Shayna

Shayna, Erin, Anna - friends at SC

I was in some kind of fancy store with Shayna, Erin, and Anna. Anna and I were talking and Shayna and Erin were sitting a few feet away from us having their own conversation. Shayna had a cigarette in her hand (she doesn't smoke), her eyes were open wide, and she was running around frantically doing things. I was really worried about her but I couldn't go over and talk to her because I was stuck with Anna.
Some people were in my house and they were leaving and thanking me for something. One of the ladies who was leaving kept handing me left-over jars of food. Some of them had really good stuff in them so I took them all.

Frisbee Movie

I was in the hospital with my Great Aunt Delly alone for some reason. I guess i was the one that got the call that she was there or something. We were talking for a while, and she asked me what my "IMID" was. I didn't understand her at first, and then i realized she meant my AIM screen name. I told her what it was and that it should be in her buddy list. She was in there because of some sort of false alarm, so she was feeling fine. She compared something to Marijuana saying "you always wanna get that last bit whenever you can." I didn't really understand, but then i said, "like my oreo shake!" And i finished drinking the oreo shake i had (which i almost left in the waiting room). Walking around the "hospital" which looked more like a mall, i saw a lot of people that i recognized, but i couldn't tell you who a single one of them was now.

I was playing some night frisbee with some people, and we had a sweet glowing red frisbee. It was weird because when we started, there was a glowing red dog that caught the frisbee and a glowing red car that drove by, but they were gone later. Somebody threw it to me, and i was having trouble throwing straight. One of my throws curved horribly and kinda came back to me but to the right. I chased it down, and threw a swinging kick at it off the first bounce. This sent the frisbee high into the air, and 
i could see the shadow of it in front of me (don't ask me how this worked, i think it was light 
out for a second all of a sudden). Without looking at it, i put my hands behind my back and caught 
the frisbee. It was pretty much the coolest thing i had ever done with a frisbee, and i was really stoked about it. We kept playing, and we were being really loud. Or, maybe it was just me. I started yelling and cussing because i couldn't throw straight. A park ranger or something came over to tell us we have to be quiet. He said if we could play for like 4 minutes quietly, he'd leave us alone. I made another errant thow, and i went to go chase it down. When i was over there, an old lady looked at me angrily and said, "YOU!" I didn't recognize her at first, but then i remembered her from a previous dream a long time ago where i was in an elevator, and the doors were closing, but i didn't hold the door for her. I seem to remember that at the time it wasn't my fault. Like...the button was broken or something, so i COULDN'T open the doors. However, she had already passed me by before i could remember this and plead my case. As i walked back to my Frisbee game, i could hear her telling people what a horrible person i was for not holding the elevator.

Fake Fighting Champion

Mitch - kid at teen center

I was supposed to watch Mattie for the weekend but I forgot and so I just went off and did my own thing the whole time. It was the last night before my mom was going to come back so I decided Mattie and I should do something together. I called her to see what she was up to and she was really bitchy to me and didn't want to do anything. I gave up and went to hang out with some friends. But before I left I went to the corner store and bought tampons.
I was walking down a street with a big group of people, some of them were old friends and some of them were kids from the teen center. Mitch and I were mock-fighting as a joke. People came up to me after we had stopped and were all saying how Mitch kicked my ass. I tried to explain to them that it wasn't a real fight and that if it were I probably would have destroyed Mitch. For some reason it really got to me that people thought Mitch could beat me up, so I went over and started another mock-fight with Mitch and this time I won. Everyone was giving Mitch a really hard time about it, and I think I made him feel bad by doing that. I went up to him and apologized but he still seemed sad.
I was at a pool with some of these same people and Justin and Brian. There were these little skim board kind of things next to the pool. I decided I was going to take a running jump onto one and try to surf on it. I tried and completely failed. After swimming around for a while I got out of the pool and went inside. Apparently we were at Justin's house because he was in the bathroom wearing a towel. I walked in there and asked if he had a contact case I could borrow. He gave me one but it was very complicated and had different compartments in it and there were already some contacts in it. He showed me how to use it, and I started taking out my contacts. For some reason I had to light them on fire to clean them or something. I was using a match to light the contact and I couldn't do it. I got it to light a couple times but it just sort of made the contact shrivel up.

Losing My Temper at a Bowling Alley

Night of: October 10th
People Involved: Chris Patti, Kyle Hart, Adam (Chris's friend), Matt (Chris's Friend)
Number of Dreams Remembered: 1
Length of Sleep: ??????

I went bowling with Chris, Kyle, Adam, Matt, and some other people for a birthday or something. There was a group of guys next to us who had really bad bowling etiquette. One of the guys was Indian, and was worse than the rest... occasionally, he'd bowl for me and he'd always stand in our lane. He bowled for me once, and I yelled at him. He bowled for me again, so I brought to glasses of red fruit punch over and dumped it in front of his lane (and ours). I realized that I was probably going to get kicked out, so I quickly left the bowling alley.
I walked down to what looked like a mall, and went inside Macy's. There was a bowling alley in there, so I checked it out and debated bowling by myself. I then realized that everyone was probably leaving the other bowling alley, so I left. Kyle was my ride, and it took me a while to find him--I thought he might've left without me. He looked really tired, but had only been waiting for a couple of minutes.
The dream somehow fast forwarded to us going back to the bowling alley, and I was afraid they wouldn't let me come in. There was a different guy working, so I was a bit relieved... but when we said we didn't need shoes, he asked to see my ball. I showed it to him, and he said,"Matches your pants." I was wearing one of my favorite pairs--the pants Kyle gave 'cause he grew out of them. I laughed and said, "Yeah..." and he asked to see Kyle's ball. He looked at it and said, "Oh... is this from the year ____?" I saw the serial number on the bowling ball under the word "Columbia" and knew that the last 4 digits were the year it was made, so I corrected him.
It looked like he didn't remember that I threw fruit punch everywhere, so everything was going to be fine.

In Retrospect: Stomach virus. My stomach still hurts, almost 24 hours later...

Carley Lewinsky

I was hired to be Bill Clinton's secretary. A big part of my job was preparing his meals. My first day on the job I made a salad that he really liked. During my second day on the job I got distracted. I had a salad that I was supposed to make for him, but I stopped at my friend's house to say hello to her. I messed up the salad I was supposed to make by putting some kind of gross dressing on it. She convinced me to make him a steak that was shaped like the US. I did, and decorated it with red and gold seasoning. I was pretty sure they were going to fire me for doing this.

Trambampoline and Some Old School Friends

Night of: October 9th
People Involved: Shawn Chaudri (long time family friend), Shawn's mom, my sister, my brother-in-law, Tracy Steel (ex), Tracy's boyfriend, Neeraj Kapoor (long time family friend)
Number of Dreams Remembered: 3-4
Length of Sleep: 8.5 hours

I was having fun diving on the ground head first. Shawn wanted to learn how, but he kept belly-flopping, so I tried to teach him. My brother-in-law and sister were there--my sister and I were worried that he was going to hurt himself and my brother-in-law was getting irritated with his whining. I saw a trampoline and thought it would be easier to teach him on that... however, he would be more prone to injury. He did well and wanted to show his mom.

This turned into his mom showing us the sliding trick instead. She got on the trampoline and fell between two springs.

This turned into me having a project about trampolines due at school, and I was very unprepared.
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There was a macromedia flash competition, and Tracy won. Her boyfriend accepted the prize, which was one airplane ticket--he was going to give it to her. She said she would use the ticket to come back to California.
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My alarm clock kept going off, and I told Neeraj to force me to get up if it went off again.

In Retrospect: I kept hitting snooze, and this was definitely a dream from a 2 minute nap in between alarms.

Big Hills

I was in a house with Theo, he got pissed at me about something.
I had a pet mouse that had a baby. In order to keep the baby and the other mouse together, I had to hide the baby mouse in the mom's body. I stuck the baby mouse in the mom's ear and it climbed down to the inside of her stomach. The process was really painful for the mom and I felt really bad for her.
I tried to go into a store to buy something. I was in a hick town and I felt like someone was out to get me.
I was with Andrey in a strange place and we had to bike back home. We were in the forest on huge hills with dirt trails. The hills were so steep I was kind of afraid to go down them but it was really fun. I got to a fence at one point and I had to climb over it.

Too Many Dreams to Title Effectively

Night of: October 8th
People Involved: Babe "Straps" Poyyak (waitress at a couple of bars in Fullerton), Jaime Poyyak (her sister), Carolyn Baker (high school friend), a manly sister of Babe/Jaime, my brother, my mom, my dad, Emma Watson, Kristin McPherson (pregnant coworker I nicknamed "Kristin McPregnant")
Number of Dreams Remembered: 6-7
Length of Sleep: 10.5 hours (but I woke up 5 hours in and wrote a couple of dreams down on paper)

I was in Babe's room. It looked like a hotel room because it had two beds and the walls were yellowish. There was probably crappy art on the walls. We were talking about a sexual progression between us for some reason--like what would happen when. The next thing I know, she's acting it out as I'm saying the progression. I said, "Then I would take my shirt off and you would do the same." I then took my shirt off, and she hesitated... but she did the same eventually. We then started making out. She said, "I bet you didn't think this would happen," which made us both realize that we should probably stop.

Jaime and Carolyn were now in the room, and Babe was being distant and weird. She kept zipping herself into her bed sheets so that I couldn't see or be near her. She asked me about another girl, as if she was jealous, and wanted to know her name. I couldn't remember, so I said the first name that came to my head--"Babe." I realized that was her name, so I said, "just kidding!" as a cover up. It worked. I then said the girl's name was "Casey," but I realized this was wrong, too. Babe stuttered, "That's the name of my dad who passed away 30 years ago" which obviously makes no sense, since she's 23, but it made sense in the dream. It seemed like she was lying when she said it, because she smiled and stumbled over her words. I told her that "Casey" was the wrong name anyway and I was thinking of someone in San Diego instead. She said, "That's ugly town." I said, "Yeah it is."

Jaime and Carolyn tried to distract Babe and get her away from me. Carolyn was getting frustrated because she was bored and started humping Jaime's face. Babe got mad and punched Carolyn really hard in the shoulder. The pushed each other out of the room, into a hallway, where I couldn't see what was going on--but there were now around 4-5 girls fighting. I stared in awe and saw what appeared to be a guy breaking up the fight and punching everyone. I then realized that I should've been stopping it. The big, punk guy was actually a girl and was another sister of Babe. All the girls fighting locked themselves in bathrooms, and the manly girl introduced herself to me. I decided that I should leave, and debated leaving a note for Babe that said "I <3 U" just to make her feel better. Just then, my eye started hurting, and I realized my contact popped out. The dream then changed to me looking for my contact while driving.
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I was in some sort of group discussion/class and the topic of unique band names came up. I thought about saying "My Favorite Band," but I figured everyone knew I was in it anyway. I tried to think of some witty names. I came up with "Just Do It" and "Got Milk" so that the band shirts would already be made. No one was impressed.
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My old house was getting cleaned and the backyard was getting dug up. There was something about toothpaste, but I can't remember now.
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It was my brother's birthday. He had lost his watch, so my dad bought out Best Buy's collection of watches and we were going to set it all up in Neal's room as a surprise. While setting it up, I found a vibrator, lube, and condoms. I tried to cover it up so my parents wouldn't see. When it was time for Neal to see his present, my mom trained a bird to lead him to his room. My brother said, "This is it?" and pretended to be happy.

I got a goody bag with a bunch of watches. My parents had thrown it into a box with my stuff already in it. That box was full of condoms and cards, so as I looked through it, I tried not to show my parents.

This turned into me trying to find a regular deck of cards with my dad. I opened a pack, and we started organizing the cards by rank. At the end of the deck, there were a bunch of Terminator 1 and Terminator 2 cards.
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I was in a class that had to read Harry Potter. Emma was in a group of mine with some other girl. I was going to read by myself, but the girls started taking turns reading. It was difficult for me to concentrate with them reading out loud--they read quietly, and I preferred to read alone, but I just went along with it. I noticed that Emma's book was pretty damaged from her bending the cover. I told her that in order to pass the class, the book has to look new. I think she figured out that I was joking.
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I took a shower and got in car without a shirt--just a towel. As I was driving, a girl yelled from a van, "How are you not married?" I figured it was flirting and kept driving. I ended up at a party, and the girls in the van were there. One of them was Kristin.

I mixed a few shots of vodka into a Corona for a drink. It tasted gross, so I added a bunch of Coke. Kristin had me feel her belly (since she's pregnant) and she wrote a bunch of stuff on it. I thought she was quite good at writing upside down/backwards. When that was done, she started touching me, which was awkward.

In Retrospect: If you're reading this, I just wasted a lot of your time.

My Roommate, The Knife Thrower

Andrey - roommate

I was in the kitchen with Andrey and he was throwing knives at me for some reason. He said that because he was too small to fight as a kid, his dad taught him how to throw knives. Eventually I started throwing them back and trying to stab him with forks. At one point I had a clear shot at his neck, but I kind of hesitated because I didn't actually want to stab him, so I sort of missed. After a while I think I ended up having to stab him anyway out of self-defense. Once he was on the ground I grabbed some ceramic plates and started smashing them on his head. I smashed three or four plates on his head to make sure he was unconscious. I called the cops because I didn't want him to die or anything. Andrey eventually came to and when he did he was a little off. He was acting really weird and I had to talk to him like a child to get him to listen to me. My skin felt like there were millions of tiny shards of glass stuck in it from the fight. The cops got there and commented on the fact that there was debris everywhere. The cops sat me down on the couch and I told them what happened.

Pirates of the Catalinas

Anastasia and her friend (who, i believe, changed people a few times) got kidnapped by pirates. One of my friends (who ended up being Ryan) also got kidnapped. I don't think i 
was kidnapped, but i was also in trouble with the pirates in some way. I was on the boat, and i found
where the three of them were being held. They were in some sort of cage thing. I think there was someone else in our group as well, but i don't remember who. Ryan somehow squeezed out of the cage, and then we helped Stasia and her friend out as well. We all tried to escape with Stasia and her friend out front. Ryan, the other person and i all kinda stuck together as we made our way to safety. However, by this time, i was worried that Stasia and her friend had NOT made it out since i couldn't see her. I started looking around for her and then i lost Ryan and the other guy. I found Anastasia and her friend (who happened to be Naomi at this point), and stasia yelled "hey you!" Then, we all ran out to the middle of the street for a three-way hug. This got us into some kind of trouble with a rent-a-cop type guy. He was mad because we ran out in front of a car or something, but i thought he was full of crap. I was worried because Stasia kept giving him attitude, so i thought for sure we were gonna get a ticket or something. Then, some other people started harassing him, and we just kinda walked away. At this point, i was worried that Ryan might've gone back on to the pirate ship to look for Anastasia and her friend, so i called him with my cell phone (which happened to be my OLD cell phone). I got a hold of him and told him, "Mission Accomplished." He said that was good and that he was safe and all that jazz. I noticed that the sky was really beautiful with colorful sweet shaped clouds and stuff. Not only that, but the clouds were low enough that i could touch them! I reached out and grabbed a little of the bubbly cloud, and that was really cool. While i was talking to Ryan on the phone, stasia was taking a shower at my house, and her friend was now Kristen. While i was admiring the beautiful sky/clouds, i noticed a couple of flaming boats as well as a flaming bus floating toward my house (in the water which was next to my house for some reason). I started to head for my house because i saw people in them, and i was scared, but they cut me off. People started crawling out of the boats in front of me, and i yelled "ZOMBIEEEEES!!!" I thought Ryan would be excited because he's obsessed with zombies, but i think he hung up right before. Anastasia had just finished her shower, and she ran out to me and said, "help me!" To which i responded, "no, YOU help ME!" Nonetheless, i carried her up the street and presumably away from danger. While i was carrying her, i made an inside joke between her and i, and Kristen giggled, which i thought was weird. While we were trying to figure out where to go next, i woke up.

Star Signs and Lesbian Aunties

Meghan - manager at teen center
Sam - sister
Lenna - step mom
Ryan - friend from high school
Shayna - friend at sc

I was at the teen center. I had a stomach ache so I went to get some pain pills. I got some out of Meghan's box. The bottle was PMS pills mixed with Tylenol, so I fished out a couple Tylenol and took them. For some reason when I took them I got like 5 or 6 other pills in my mouth, and they started dissolving so I couldn't spit them out. This turned into Sam having them in her mouth and me trying to get her to spit them out. I eventually got them out of her mouth, and dragged her off to a room with me. I kept asking her to tell me what had happened and why she had done that but she wouldn't talk. I told her that someone was coming here to talk to her and that she would have to tell us sooner or later so she might as well tell me now.
I went on vacation with my Dad, Lenna, and sisters. We were in the desert somewhere and we were walking down a hill to go do something. The ocean was right next to us, and there were people swimming laps in it. I looked out across the water and saw the moon. It looked gigantic like at the harvest moon but it was just a crescent and it hung right on the horizon. I pointed and told everyone to look at it. Lenna and my sisters saw it and said how beautiful it is. My dad hadn't looked and I kept telling him he should see how pretty it is. He finally looked but by the time he had the moon was kind of obscured by clouds so it really didn't look as cool, which frustrated me.
I went inside this place at the resort we were staying at and some friends of mine were in there. We all started walking through these corridors. Ryan and Shayna and some other people were with me. We got to this really little doorway and it opened up into what looked like a dark closet just big enough for two people to fit in to. There was a little boat inside of it, and when I opened the door the boat unfolded so that people could stand in it. I got really excited and said that it was like Harry Potter, and everyone laughed at me for being a nerd. Shayna and I got in the boat and the door closed behind us. Shayna asked me if I remembered what my star sign is, because I would have to tell the lady at the bottom. I said that I remembered; mine is Cancer. Shayna said hers is Sagittarius. We were each standing on either end of the boat and we held hands. The boat started to spiral downward through the air. I had long hair again and I could feel it flying out behind me, and I knew Shayna's was doing the same.
We hit the bottom and came out into a pretty normal-looking room. Two ladies asked us a bunch of questions to see if it was alright that we go inside. I felt like the interview was going well, Shayna was nervous or something though because she kept screwing up her answers. Shayna kept saying that her star sign was Cancer, and I had to keep reminding her that it was Sagittarius. Eventually the lady let us go through.
My aunt Marianne was there and we were all just hanging out. There was a bowl filled with candy that had m&ms, some weird gum, raisins, and some mushy candy that looked really good. A really hot blonde woman walked through the room and I looked from the friends I was with back to her, and back again. Then the woman turned to the side and I saw that she was pregnant. I was really wierded out by that because I hadn't noticed a second ago. Then my aunt said "yeah she's pretty hot, huh? Or else I wouldn't have knocked her up".

Tea Time With Rock n' Roll's Greatest

I was with my Dad and we went to Lulu's to get some tea. They were about to close but they served some to us anyway. I think I ordered Chamomile, and my dad ordered a tea called "eighteen leaves". The lady at the counter told him that one was very expensive and that he should get something else. I told my dad that Mint tea was the best one ever and he should get that. I think he did and we sat down. Robert Plant, Bob Dylan, and some other guy were sitting at another table playing music together. The third guy had put on a lot of weight, and I didn't recognize who he was supposed to be. I felt really bad for him because he was probably the only one not doing a bunch of drugs anymore, but now he's fat. The three of them were playing incredible music, but they kept playing the same song over and over. After a while it was really getting on my nerves.

A Mouse Machine and a Fairy Tale Battle

I was going to leave school and go home for the day. I was walking toward the bus stop when I remembered I had brought my bike to school so I should just ride home. As I was walking back to the bike racks I saw a girl go by on a bike that looked exactly like mine, carrying a lock and a helmet that looked exactly like mine. I called out to her to stop but she ignored me and just kept riding. When I got back to the bike racks I saw that mine was still there so I guess it was just a coincidence.
I was walking down the street with Justin and running away from some kids with a machine who were threatening to use it on me. Eventually they caught up to us and used the machine on me. Although these things were actually happening to me, I also had a view of what was going on inside my body as it happened. There were two mice that were released into my stomach, and they crawled into my arm, and started gnawing away on the bone. The machine's function was to harvest the bone so the materials could be used for something else. After the mice had chewed off all of the good parts, all that was left was a little wire, which they wrapped in some string.
I went over to Justin's house with a couple of my friends. I had just gotten back home, and Justin didn't know I was going to be there. He was at the gym, so I was sitting at his kitchen table with some of his family members. I turned around and saw a toddler walking around behind me. They said that was Justin's nephew. I said that he looked like one of the Wii characters Brian made. I was still in my clothes from work and I decided to take a shower so I would look nicer. When I got out of the shower my hair was long again, and for some reason I had a bunch of shirts with Simpsons characters on them. I didn't really want to wear any of them but I picked one. I looked out into the kitchen and saw that Justin had gotten back from the gym. One of my friends that I was with walked out to talk to him, and I sort of hung back behind her. It took Justin a couple seconds to realize that I was there but when he did it surprised the hell out of him, he jumped and his face turned pale. I apologized for scaring him, but he said it was okay and was happy to see me. Justin and I hung around in his room for a while talking and, catching up...
Kids at the teen center showed up at Justin's house later, and apparently there was some kind of battle going on that the kid's parents were involved in. Justin had gone next door, so the kids and I were watching the battle through a spyglass kind of thing. There was a big ancient-looking room, with concrete pillars and vines growing all along the walls, and the ground was covered in about 12 feet of water. There was a big creature that looked kind of like an aquatic dinosaur with legs, which was apparently the bad guy that the kid's dads were fighting. I only caught a couple glimpses of what was going on, but when I looked I saw a fairy yelling instructions to a little water snake, that would jump out of the water and bite the dinosaur thing. From the place we were watching, there was a tree and one branch had yellow leaves on it. Each time a leaf fell off, it meant that the kid's parents were closer to losing the battle. The branch lost a lot of leaves throughout the battle, and eventually the last one fell off. The kids told me that this just meant the battle was over and that their parents actually won.